Professional Platter Rejuvenator

A fancy word for dishwasher, used to make your job sound more complicated than what it really is.

Aren't you a dishwasher?", "No, I am a Professional Platter Rejuvenator.

by Nathanial CW September 9, 2010

pu pu platter

A term used to describe a form of oral sex on an female where one her partner eats her out and switches between licking her butt crack and her vagina. It's a cross between "eating pussy" and "tossing salad" that only a very brave few try.

She totally freaked out on me when I tried to do a pu pu platter on her last night, she told me it was one or the other not both.

by The_KMZ May 4, 2009

poo poo platter

A platter of poo poo

"hey dude pass over the poo poo platter please"

by Sam Anderson August 31, 2008

pizookie platter

to get even more drunk than when you were getting pizookie

"damn dude, that chick wasn't just pizookie last night, she was a whole damn pizookie PLATTER!"

by Christopher Sunset February 6, 2009

seafood platter eater

A woman whom has sapphic tendencies and doesn't necessarily identify as lesbian but whom definitely performs cunnilingus on other women.

"Alice is a real seafood platter eater and no, she doesn't like going to Red Lobster either. She likes fur burgers!"

by Earthling Kid October 26, 2006

Canadian Moose Platter

The act in which a large, hairy man, takes a shit on their partners chest. Afterwards the man sits on the chest and rides his partner like a moose until they climax. This act is mainly done by homosexuals.

Mike: "Did you hear about Brett giving Sommer a Canadian Moose Platter?"

Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."

Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."

by awbatman500 May 8, 2014

Full Italian Platter

The Full Italian Platter is when a Lady Or Gentalman is able to accept not only The Sausage, (Penis) and the meatballs(Nutsack) At the same time while preforming fellatio.....
"Hey Bro I'm taking Melissa out for dinner tonight, Expensive Italian restaurant... Bitch Better be giving me the Full Italian platter when we get home."

"Hey Bro I'm taking Melissa out for dinner tonight, Expensive Italian restaurant... Bitch Better be giving me the Full Italian platter when we get home."

by Bartleby191 December 15, 2015