phater

While expected to take a picture, a phater will instead shoot a video, and allow their victim to pose endlessly while the victim believes the picture has yet to be taken. The victim may stupidly change their pose several times, before realizing that something is amiss and that no photo is being taken. By then, it is too late as the entire damage has been captured on video and can be used for the phater's usually-ill intents. Since modern digital cameras are fast, you may be a victim of phating if it takes someone longer than five second to take the picture of you. phater: a combination of "photo" and "hater."

after more than 5 seconds waiting for a picture to be taken, "dude, are you phating me?"

"Don't be a phater!".

by LocoJorge August 17, 2014

Phat monk

To have a threesome with a hard monk and a mushy frog on top of a sacred temple.

That guy will probably meet a phat monkey tomorrow

by ssbatman45 January 23, 2018

Phat Cock

1. when you have an abnormally sized rooster
2. when you got one thick-ass dick, bitch

horny woman: Hey, you got a Phat Cock?
horny guy: Hell yeah, want to sex?
Horny woman: yum.

by Jeffery Deadstein May 5, 2020

Orca Phat

Of the utmost awesomeness. Its not phat, its Orca Phat.

Dude did you see DJ Laura's set last night? Orca Phat!!

by D-Wrex March 13, 2011

Sun phat

A mild (semi) to wild (full girth) errection as a result of solar energy from direct sun light beaming directly onto your groin.
Occurs unexpectedly, often on public transport.

Slacks turn to tights in the sun light.

Sun phat on the bus this arvo was glorious but also inconvienient and awkward.

by Esskaybee July 21, 2021

phat booty

A women that has a very nice butt.

That chick has a phat booty!

by Grimfour April 26, 2006

phat phuck

A more politically correct way to call somebody a fat fuck via email, text, or letter. A way to not 100% offend your intended audience.

Man Ryan sure is a phat phuck.

by Scrib5 April 17, 2010