Peter

A teen with a knack for sarcasm, known to be quite rude at times, and Always listening to others conversation, occasionally joining in. Extremely Smart, and can be manipulative at times. Very talkative, and annoying in some cases. somehow gets A's on tests without homework or studying, and always finds loopholes to rules. Kinda acts like Dwight Schrute from The Office US at times.
Person 1: anyway how's your car doing

Person 2: Lasted longer then expected

Peter: My car is doing 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚
by Ptr-the-koala February 07, 2022
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peter can mean a danish word many use instead of penis
dude did you se kasper askt emilie out

of dude he must have a giant peter
by sylle231 February 17, 2020
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Peter

A guy thats probably a Big Bitch probably some bitch ass nurse.
by bigDoucher2022 October 30, 2022
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Peter

A name for a Penis that is bigger than a Trouser Snake, but not as big as a Custard Launcher
"Ew, Yuck Peter! Your Peter is full of Dick Cheese"
by StarSoupMan October 20, 2023
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Petering

When someone is acting as a self centered prick, they tend to always think themselves right and that the things they do are exceedingly funny (even when they are clearly not). They will argue over the smallest things that they have no knowledge in, and would rather fight about everything than say admit defeat. They will blamed all shortcomings on someone else rather then themselves.
So I was playing games with Rob last night, and he just kept petering. When I told him to stop being a prick, he told me it was my fault.
by Eragonic January 21, 2019
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In a tactical FPS video game setting, to Peter (present part/verb: petering) is to strafe-walk while spraying a weapon, resulting in kills full of bodyshots that would often off-put players who aim for the head, tilting them by invalidating all their aim-training and hard work. Fk you Peter!

"Haha you cannot headshot me, but I can bodyshot you 3 times fkin loser" - Peter probably
"Oh my god this guy is petering, no fckin shot. This guy is so trash at the game"
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a peter

a word to lol at. one of the most unfortunate names for a male child. people named peter go through life as the butt of many jokes since peter = penis.

a word thats used in place of the word "prick", more enviormentally and kid friendly word to use.
hmmmm if i go and lick peter, does that mean i just gave him a blow job? wow thats one giant peter! to bad your peter isnt as big as you, eh peter?

hahahhahahah, your mom is dead. i killed her in bed last night!! wow stop being such a peter
by rofltittytastic July 09, 2009
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