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Industry Parallelite

A person who socializes with models, actors, pornstars etc in order to feed off of them for publicity, usually negative, and post it on blogging and social websites and forums to place themselves in a light only parallel to the entertainment industry. This is different than a publicist, who usually actually gets paid
A good example is me. I decided to make this term up because im an adult film star and one time I had a less than stellar public appearance in LA and this guy who serves no purpose other than poison, drew up a horrible, critiquing blog about me, as he has done to other stars that he knows, to get himself attention. Then as fans would back me up with comments, he screens out the positive attention to leave it negative. An Industry Parallelite sometimes can exist in the form of positive applications of blogging and celebrity gossip, but this is less common as negative attention arouses the media more.
by Dempsey Stearns August 7, 2008
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49th parallel

Slang reference for the border between the United States and Canada. The 49th parallel of latitude does make up the western third of the U.S. - Canada border (the border dips south through the Great Lakes region), but the term refers to the entire border, referring to both the geographic and cultural divide between the two countries. Although scrutiny is understandably higher since 9/11, the border is still probably the most open international border in the world.
by Eugene206 December 8, 2006
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Pearland

A city in Texas near Houston.

It use to have a bunch of pear trees, which were totally eradicated by the unfortunate mishap of the great Galveston Hurricane of whatever that date was.

But don't take my word for it.

Often called Land of the Pears.

Contrary to popular beliefe, Pearland is not gangkster.
PEARLAND has great shopping.

I live in PEARLAND.

There was only one entry for the definition of PEARLAND in urbandictionary.com, so I added one.
by Genine June 21, 2008
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Pearl Dive

Performing oral sex on a female and licking her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).
She loves to Pearl Dive on juicy, tuna-flavored snooch for hours!
by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007
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Pussy Pearl

by Shit_4_Brains September 25, 2007
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pearl shucking

Opening and pulling back the pussy lips to expose the clit for direct tongue stimulation.
I licked her pussy till she was good and wet, then went in to pearl shucking her clit for some more intense attention. This immediately made her cry out, "oh fuck, oh, tongue fuck my fuckin' cunt! I'm your little fuckin' whore!"
by J.D.G. brj May 30, 2009
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paralytic

Derived from 'paralysed' or 'paralysis' is commonly used in slang to describe a state achieved after drinking too much.
Note: This word is often wrongly written and pronounced as paraletic
What did you do at the weekend?
I went out with the lads and got absolutely paralytic playing drinking games.
Never again!
by ant July 5, 2004
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