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tell me why the fuck you searched this in the firs place
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long/short thing that only men have. women have vaginas
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the strongest muscle in a mans body... according to any guy!
girl: hey whats the strongest muscle in your body?
guy: MY PENIS!
by BooBerrysexyyy April 30, 2010
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Two meanings:
1. a male organ used for sexual or asexual reproduction

2. another word for a certain fruit which you don't know the name for
by Reverend T May 13, 2006
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C===3

looks a bit like that

if u have a stick insect willy :D :D

and btw rob u must be a bit phucked if u have a hairy penis, most people tend to get it around the area where the penis connects to the body, you hairy helm boy.
Man 1 : damn that rob's got a hairy penis!!

Man 2 : damn i'd hate to have a hairy helm of uber proportions
by Ganjzilla!! August 31, 2003
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Schlong, a dong that should be long, but usually isnt. Schlong!!!!!!!!!!
Small penis, hairy penis, impetigo penis, floppy penis, LARGE PENIS, crusty penis, ingrowing penis (MINGE), superati penis, GIGA-PENIS, milli-penis, fat penis, hard penis, slimy penis, well used penis, unused penis, well jerked penis, long penis, NOB . . .
by CArTeR February 20, 2003
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