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sam entered the bedroom, inside was kathy. She was getting changed so she was only in her panties and bra. sam's penis rose. he took off his top, trousers, socks, and shoes until he was only in his boxers. kathy turned around and smiled. She said to sam can you help me? Sam replied of course. He walked over to kathy and stood in front of her giving her a good view of the buldge in his boxers. Before Sam could say anything kathy bent down and pulled sam's boxers down. His penis smacked kathy loudly on the lips. Kathy proceeded to removed her bra and panties, then she threw them aside and bent down again. She held Sam's penis and then put it in her mouth. she sucked for five minutes until sam asked can i cum. Kathy replied you don't need to ask. She swallowed his cum and then removed his penis from her mouth. Put your big stick into my small vagina daddy moaned Kathy.
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the strongest muscle in a mans body... according to any guy!
girl: hey whats the strongest muscle in your body?
guy: MY PENIS!
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Two meanings:
1. a male organ used for sexual or asexual reproduction

2. another word for a certain fruit which you don't know the name for
by Reverend T May 02, 2006
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C===3

looks a bit like that

if u have a stick insect willy :D :D

and btw rob u must be a bit phucked if u have a hairy penis, most people tend to get it around the area where the penis connects to the body, you hairy helm boy.
Man 1 : damn that rob's got a hairy penis!!

Man 2 : damn i'd hate to have a hairy helm of uber proportions

by Ganjzilla!! August 31, 2003
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Schlong, a dong that should be long, but usually isnt. Schlong!!!!!!!!!!
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