Definitions by Evster

kelly clarkson 

A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met.

Oooooh Kelly yeah that's right stick it right there baby oooooohhh....

kelly clarkson by Evster March 6, 2005

wwe 

Something that, although just a show, still has some guys that can kick anyone's ass any day of the week. William Regal anyone? How about Kurt Angle? And if we go back several years, perhaps even ultimate fighter Ken Shamrock too?

People who think that none of the guys in WWE are tough, need to pay a little more attention.

wwe by Evster March 5, 2005

homophobe

a fucking loser who hates gay people and needs to get a life.

Homophobes are all idiots.

homophobe by Evster February 12, 2005

gay icon 

A musical diva who has a large gay fanbase.

If you are a male who likes Madonna, chances are you're probably gay.

gay icon by Evster February 11, 2005

penis 

Something that 100% of San Francisco males like to suck.

My penis just juiced itself up!!!

penis by Evster February 10, 2005

gay sex

When Joey shoves his hard cock up Billy's poopy butt hole and then cums which stimulates Billy's prostate and Billy starts pooping blood out his rear end and Joey's all like "HOT DAMN MUTHAFUCKA THAT TASTES GOOD!!!"

Gay sex is like so yummy oops I'm just kidding hehe.

gay sex by Evster February 10, 2005

pro wrestling

A rehearsed spinoff of mat wrestling (the competitive sport) but instead takes place inside of a ring and is arguably more deadly/dangerous than any contact sport despite being labeled as "fake" by people who dislike it.

Stone Cold Steve Austin is a pro wrestling icon

pro wrestling by Evster February 9, 2005