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PAKing

To skip more than half of the hours you are scheduled to work in a given day.
"Man fuck this job, I'm PAKing, be back in 5 hours."

A group of students are at a lecture at West Virginia University. When the students realized that this lecture is of no importance, they say to themselves, "We're out of here, we're PAKing!"
by A fellow PAKer January 25, 2013
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Peking Tortoise

When you try to have a poop and it only pops its nose out before retreating back inside.
Dude, you were in the bathroom for ages!

Yeah, I was struggling with a Peking Tortoise.
by shane_r April 10, 2009
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Peking Mushroom

When your dick it so big, that the tip of your cock peeks out of her mouth!
I was hammering this chick and when she opened her mouth too moan I saw a Peking Mushroom
by Spanky Kingston October 17, 2011
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peeking duck

A large turd that is uncomfortably peeking out of your bung hole
Bro I gotta find a bathroom, I got a peeking duck!
by mrmeanor January 20, 2016
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Pekingese Feast

Verb. A sexual encounter when the woman is on all fours. The man dresses in a panda suit and places a dollop of peanut butter on her anus and then cuts a line of wasabi along the crack of the buttocks. He assumes the position behind her and then in a quick single movement, licks the peanut butter and snorts the wasabi through a bamboo shoot, then penitrates her. He then sees how long he can perform before his face burns off.
One Sunday evening, Jody had to give Rebecca a Pekingese Feast to hold her over till after the Furry Convention.
by inkandglitter September 25, 2011
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pecking

To play or "practice" on a drum while nobody else is playing. This is usually done at two extremes, very quiet or very loud. Also is usually done in public or while an instructor is talking. This "practice" is very annoying, and rude. Term is most frequently used among drumlines.
Josh, Stop pecking i'm trying to listen to the instructor.
by Kenny Sawyer April 21, 2008
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peking duck

When taking a bath with your partner, dive under water and wrap your lips around their asshole. When they fart in your mouth, hurry up to the surface and blow it in their face.
Today I confronted Tom about the peking duck he gave me last week.
by Emmit May 17, 2006
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