Tom Cruise: I cannot believe how drunk I was last night, I think was painting the shop with someone!
Katy Perry: My favourite things in life are sex and getting my shop painted.
Katy Perry: My favourite things in life are sex and getting my shop painted.
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So, if your at the club and you find yourself with a panting pussy, you may feel an unquenchable desire emanating from your moist, supple, undulating nether-regions.
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He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.
Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base”
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He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.
Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base”
#prostate painting #Dr. T in the A #rounding 5th base, #taintpaint, #PPP - professionalprostateplayer, #RPO - Real Players Only, #BiogenesisButtExam #RealProstatesOnly
Aroid: Hey Dr. T, I want cheat my sport more and hit more home runs. Can we do another session?
Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.
Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?
Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck
Aroid: Does this make me gay?
Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.
Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?
Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck
Aroid: Does this make me gay?
Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
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“Shut up Kivin or i’ll Punt from you from a second floor window”
“Stop it stupid year 7 or you’re gonna get punted out that window over there”
“Look Timo, i’m Punting a child out of a window!”
“Stop it stupid year 7 or you’re gonna get punted out that window over there”
“Look Timo, i’m Punting a child out of a window!”
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