when parents are couldn't care less what completely absurd things their children do, and do nothing whatsoever to protect/supervise their children.
at the beach, some little girl about 3 or 4 years old went way too deep into the water and almost drowned, no adults were around to help her, "that's some jessi slaughter parenting right there, someone's just letting their kid drown."
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Guardians who agree to love and care for the child as their own. A second set of parents if you will. They promise to be there to guide the child and teach them right from wrong, to love and nurture them as their parents would. In the event that the biological parents should both pass away, the godparents agree to accept the child as their own.
by Godwilling May 31, 2017
Get the God parent mug.An ironic term to describe the complete meltdown of a child in a public space when accompanied by a parent.
Can also describe the looks others give you when either your child freaks out or you do something they disapprove of.
Can also describe the looks others give you when either your child freaks out or you do something they disapprove of.
After five minutes of Rachel's tantrum on the floor of the toy section of the department store, Nathan finally put her over her shoulder and bundled her out to the car, his daughter giving him the parent of the year nomination the whole way.
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Nathan knew he was going to get a few parent of the year nominations for sending Rachel to nursery school with cheese puffs as a snack, but there had been no time to shop.
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Nathan knew he was going to get a few parent of the year nominations for sending Rachel to nursery school with cheese puffs as a snack, but there had been no time to shop.
by Officeslacker January 9, 2008
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by rubberdumber February 12, 2021
Get the Nintendo Switch Parental Controls mug.Verb. to make object or environment relatively mild and acceptable for contact with parents
Adj. acceptable from parents' point of view
Adj. acceptable from parents' point of view
My folks are visiting next weekend - I'd better parentproof my apartment .
"Dude, why would you add your mom as a friend on Facebook? Your profile isn't parentproof."
"Dude, why would you add your mom as a friend on Facebook? Your profile isn't parentproof."
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