Parked

When you and a bro(s) get high in a parked car

Hey bro, wanna go get parked in my new Honda

by brogetdownwithasideofbeans January 19, 2018

Paried

To combine, mix, or match with.

David has some beers that are paried with food that has no vegetables.

by Hop Cast Ken September 17, 2011

Linkin Parked

When a band has started out with a good sound, yet they slowly get worse and worse as every new album comes out

John:Did you hear that The Killers just linkin parked?
Joe: I know it sucks, dude, they were soooo good.
Sally:Yeah, Hybrid Theory was awesome, Meteora was OK, Minutes to Midnght sucked ass, and A Thousand Suns is totally fucked up.

by Mr Awemazing :3D October 2, 2010

crystal parrett

A name for the most beautiful girl alive. She is amazing in every aspect, she has a great sense of humor and a blast to be around. A party is never lame as long as Crystal Parrett is there.

Crystal Parrett is absolutely gorgeous

by Jsjdhdjejebwjsudjdjdid May 31, 2017

parrel

simply before ejaculating, puch the bitch near the end of a flight of stairs till she is almost of balance...then while she balances herself out jezz in the bitches face so it thorws her off her feet..now sit back and laugh while the bitch takes a trip down to the first floor

right after thanking god for helping her not fall down the stairs, i showed her that god cant match the power of my jezz, and thats where she got her broken leg from...the fun you can have with a hooker

by The Great All Mighty Micheal Peragine December 5, 2004

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 10, 2013

parted driveway

When a girl has only a patch of hair down the middle of her vagina.

Her parted driveway was quite interesting, and fun to play with. I got very horny when it got stuck in my teeth(;

by hoe billy yo April 28, 2011