Armageddon

A great movie with Batman, and John McClane about fucking an asteroid heading for earth
And a Very Mid Mortal Kombat game where everyone fucking dies.

Have you played MK: Armageddon?
No? Good.

by Mebegayasfuk October 15, 2022

Karmageddon

When your karma is out of balance and you have a build-up of negative or malevolent things that you must pay for all at once.

I knew I was getting away with too much because this morning everything went to hell, It was karmageddon as it all came down on me at once.

by Justice Crevlo August 30, 2023

Armageddon

A bar shot that is not for the faint of heart. The patron bends over while taking a shot of their choice, gets punched in the brown eye by the bartender so hard they see stars, then punched in the eye with the tainted fist leaving them with a nasty case of pink eye.

Omg! That guy just got Armageddoned! Punched in the one that stinks and the one that blinks!

by Jlee19812010 November 12, 2023

jarmageddon

What someone who hates canned food would feel like he was in if he was forced to subsist on Ball-bottled fare for any length of time.

Living "way out in da sticks" can indeed have its advantages, but if you have heavy snowfalls or flooding dat would prevent you from getting to da grocery store for a number of days on end, it could feel like "jarmageddon" if you hafta live on pickled beans and cucumbers for a week or more!

by QuacksO January 21, 2024

tarmageddon

Any "messy" situation that you get into when sealing a roof, paving a roadway, etc.

Sarge had told Zero to "stay out of the street" --- due to its having been freshly re-coated that day --- when running an errand for him, but said buck-toothed clueless had naively assumed that his corpulent commanding-officer had merely been concerned about the welfare of his shoes; knowing that they were in fact just his old ratty ones rather than his good pair, said lanky low-IQ private therefore went ahead and squish-squashed through said sticky goo, anyway, and then made a terrible tarmageddon on the floor of the office upon his return, much to the horror of his aforementioned beefy-statured supervisor.

by QuacksO January 21, 2024

slum-armageddon

When four people live, eat sleep and shit in the comfort of 16-seat minibus in excess of two nights accompanied by our good friend MICKEY FINN!

"Man...its a slum-armageddon in here
"
"MICKEY FINN"
"Come on, lets just slum it for one more night"

by Mickey Finn Nigger June 27, 2008

instant carmageddon

an unexpected traffic jam, often caused by an accident, that makes you anxious and will cause you to be late for an appointment.

Sorry I'm late but I was driving along fine on Route 95 when I got caught in instant carmageddon.

by bingaling65 July 17, 2011