anal paralysis

When you have to sit on the toilet for an eternity because you cannot wipe your ass due to the fact that your asshole won't close resulting from a megaturd.

My butthole almost swallowed my hand when I tried to wipe.I must've had anal paralysis.

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

Perfectionist Paralysis

When a project slows to a standstill due to ... hold on let me think. How should I phrase this?

see Paralysis of Analysis.

The development of Duke Nukem Forever has suffered from a decades worth of perfectionist paralysis.

by ProtonBreath March 15, 2011

Parlamentied

A major screw-up at your own hands. This usually occurs at a critical junction or at the last possible moment that something could go wrong. Often is committed when with the opposite sex.

So I almost went all the way with Cindy last night, but I totally parlamentied it by getting cookie crumbs all inside the condom.

by The Masked Thrower October 16, 2008

dude partay

Most likely to occur in a college setting, a dude partay, or DP, for short is a social gathering in which most (or all) of the people there are male. Dude partays are always unintentional and the lack of girls causes much disappointment. This is generally noticed upon initial arrival and regarded with disgust and often leads to rapid cell phone calls/texts.
*Note the 2nd "A" in "partay" is always emphasized in a sarcastic/melodramatic manner.

Mark: "Oh shit where are all the females"
Steve: "i fuckin knew it, dude partayyy"

by mosdefyo December 20, 2007

Puppy Paralyzed

When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.

I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.

I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.

by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012

Cake paralysis

The post-cake consumption state in which the body is either unable, unwilling or just lethargic in its movements. Most typically associated with the consumption of mass quantities of chocolate cake, cake paralysis is absolutely a real condition.

That was great, but now I am suffering from a mad case of the cake paralysis.

by DefinitelyNotScott November 14, 2014

mental paralysis

the state of being paralyzed by suffering from some sort of past trauma or abuse, whether mentally, emotionally, or physically.

David, I suffer from mental paralysis, because I was a victim of domestic violence.

by mississippi self publisher May 21, 2016