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Parkour

The act of casually yeeting one's meat across 20 or more feet.
These fences are perfect for practicing parkour!
by Mulberry Aura March 24, 2021
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Paragraph parkour

Going from one topic to an entirely more insane topic in two paragraphs or less
My friend Johnathon went from ranting about an expensive action figure to killing the president so fast, he was doing paragraph parkour.
by TechDeX September 13, 2021
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Parkour

1. The act of imitating something flawlessly executed by an Asian, but delivering a bad imitation
2. Skillfully dodging any acknowledgment or credit owed to an Asian original.
"Did you see Tom's parkour version of that origami swan? Looked more like a crumpled post-it."
"Every time I hear someone say they 'invented' an existing Asian trend, I think, 'Ah, classic parkour!'”

Jake: "Hey, have you seen my new parkour move?"
Liam: "You mean the one Jackie Chen did ages ago?"
Jake: "Who's Jackie Chen?"
by moreon August 16, 2023
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piko parkour

Person 1: where can I play piko parkour?
Person 2: it’s on itch io!
Person 1: oh wow so much fun!
by KitDaKat July 6, 2024
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Parkour

Spider-Man uses parkour to run away from his problems.
by MR_NOOT23 May 29, 2018
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parkour

Oh man dude check out that guy doing some hardcore parkour.
by jujupuff August 16, 2016
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panic parkour

1) a phrase describing the adrenaline-fueled parkour champion-like moves no one, including you, ever knew you had, in an emergency situation. For instance:

Picture, if you will, an indoor play structure at a nursery school/day care. I'd wondered before how the grown ups were supposed to get in there if there was ever a kid inside that needed help. Then one day, one of the tiny tots bit another one real good, right inside the play structure.
I moved so fast that before I knew it I was inside the stupid thing with a screaming toddler in my arms, and no clear recollection of how I'd gotten there. I have a vague recollection of backing into it, somehow. The other toddler looked me dead in the eye and told me, very confidentially, "I bite."
YES, I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT

2) possible reference to "Panic Parkour", a set of hott trax laid down by Urban Action, Dubstep & Chill
I don't like extreme sports or cross fit. However, show me a kid or animal in danger and my panic parkour moves will inspire awe.
by lotusoftheheart July 22, 2018
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