He parker'd her last night
by duh duh dummer July 18, 2010
by swammernuggets February 28, 2014
parker is the THICCest man on earth. He is thicker than a snicker. A real fatass. Everybody loves him. He is will be the first one eaten on a deserted island.
by Th1ccc B01 February 04, 2019
A guy who thinks he is hot when he really is not
Thinks he is a total pimp who can get any girl he wants
Loves small girls especially ones named Julia
Thinks he is a total pimp who can get any girl he wants
Loves small girls especially ones named Julia
by Macmacn2461 January 08, 2009
a super sexy girl that likes to hangout in her basement and play pokemon. she knows all the pokemons name because they once visited her in a dream. she likes to walk around naked because she is not ashamed of her body like all you uptight bitches and hoes. has a huge donk and double ds and a vajayjay made of butter and gold.
by pinktaco3535 February 19, 2011
by Stannis October 18, 2007
Parker is a super sweet guy and can change your miss instantly! He can make anyone laugh after anything. He will help you for so much, and he makes the most perfect boyfriend in the world. Don't let a Parker go girls, he's a real keeper. Jk he's a mother fucking douce asshole and you should probably hate him. He will date you, but only if you have a nice ass and boobs. Ps he has a small dick. K bye.
by Swagswagswag420jkdrugsrbad February 22, 2015