Poo Paralysed

When you buss the fattest shit and knocks the energy out of you so you have to sit on the toilet after shitting to recover then wipe your bum.

I'm poo paralysed man I can't get up from the toilet seat give me a minute to clean myself!

by Thepoomaster November 23, 2021

Paralyzed

Beyond weak

I am too paralyzed. That nigga Katt Williams is HELLA funny!!!

by Diamond Shell December 12, 2018

Papalsexual

Being sexually aroused by, and attracted to, the Catholic Pope.

John: I have an unholy urge to fuck the Pope!
Jane: Ah, are you a fellow papalsexual?

by DannyboyLaw November 6, 2019

Paralyze Alliance

stupid ass team of shitty ass Fortnite players
now goes by eviction.

"Didn't eviction have an old name that started with P?"
"Yeah I think it was Paralyze Alliance or something."
"What? that is wild fr!"

by windynfa June 5, 2023

Pavement Paralysis

The inability to walk along the street without prevention

By the time I had negotiated the mobility scooters & pushchairs, I had used half my lunch break - was total pavement paralysis!

by Littlespud October 6, 2011

sex paralyzed

When your body becomes paralyzed/you can't move due to the effects of an outstanding orgasm

Boy: Go get me a sandwich, I can't move.

Girl: Why not?

Boy: I'm sex paralyzed

by eatmyboxers February 26, 2012

Window Paralysis

To stare out of a window with continous thoughts. Often experienced in a car, train, and airplane.

I was watching a movie on the plane until I caught window paralysis.

by Suburbanphilosophy April 28, 2015