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parading the marlin

When you cum in a girl's eye and while she's disoriented you fish hook her mouth with your index finger and drag her out of the room to show her to your buddies, hence parading her around like she was a marlin you caught.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally got in trouble for parading the marlin last night. Your girlfriend totally didn't appreciate it.

Guy 2: Why was my girlfriend there?

Guy 1: She was the marlin.
by Mr.Quackers5380 September 8, 2009
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Paradise

Paradise is an idealized place in wich there is only peace, happiness and contentment. It is conceptually a counter-image of the miseries of human civilization, but it is not necessarily a land of luxury and idleness. Paradise is usually associated with the afterlife, as a place where peoples souls go to rest, not always meaning Hevan.
Let's meet again in Paradise.
by Bliss. February 3, 2009
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Paradise

A girl or a boy that is really hot in every way, that is perfect and his company is so magical that you feel like in heaven.
(Cute-Hot-Sexy)
Ex.- Baby, you are so paradise! I wanna kiss you!
by Maxxx Waxxx January 18, 2010
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A euphemism for having sex in a car.
Jenny and Johnny drove up to make out point for a little paradise by the Dashboard light.
by ShovingLeopard October 6, 2016
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Parading the Pope

When someone is driving a naked guy around in the back seat and he is jerking off. Must be done midday.
That guy is parading the pope.
by Papageorgi0 September 12, 2018
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Paradise PD Fans

Apparently my theory about how all Paradise PD fans is incorrect. A good chunk are dumbass 12 year old immature idiots who cry and whine to their mommy when they realize that Paradise PD is shit. They comment on Paradise PD videos that are negative about how the creator of that video is wrong and call him childish insults and how they’re chads even though they’re the opposite. I think that Paradise PD is actually a show for kids because kids want to watch stuff that they’re not supposed to. Whine and cry all day, Paradise PD fans. I don’t care and you’re a stupid idiot who was shat out of your mother in a public bathroom.
Paradise PD Fans when they read this: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! Mommy!!!!!!!!!
by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 28, 2022
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nut-busting paradise

A state of ejaculation so sublime that it takes you to nirvana
She gave such good head that it took him to nut-busting paradise
by Papa Bagels March 24, 2017
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