In a nutshell

in the fewest possible words.

"she put the matter in a nutshell

by Ran121212 June 1, 2016

Check nuts

evaluate your manhood. To Ask yourself if you are a real man.

this little bitch ass nigga betta check nuts be-fo he steps to a real ass nigga from the streets and gets his ass stomped the fuck out.

by jziliquor July 31, 2006

glazed nuts

when two men are entering a woman in the act of a three-way when the top guy pulls out and cums on the lower man's applebag.

we were tag teaming some girl last night when my buddy pulled out and gave me glazed nuts.

by The Gash Mangler February 12, 2009

piss-nuts

Someone who's penis is so small when he goes to the bathroom he pisses on his nuts.

What's up there piss-nuts?

by MykMan September 8, 2003

deez nuts

A joke, often in pun form, wherein a question will contain the sound "Deez" (these). The desired result is to get the victim to answer the question, allowing you to follow up with "Deez nuts!" Sometimes "in yo face!" is added at the end. The joke isn't funny in its' self, but it is when you can trick the same person multiple times.

"Have you ever seen deez?"
"These what?"
"Deez nuts!"

"Did you get the CDs?"
"What CDs?"
"See deez nuts in yo face!"

by GabbyW September 30, 2006

hop off my nuts

Another way to say "chill out", "leave me alone", or "get off my ass."

Gets great response, causes the person who's on your ass to shut the hell up and back down.

Mom: Gonzo, did you do your homework yet?
Gonzo: Ma, hop of my nuts.
Mom: Yes master.

or

Fatass in car behind me: (Honking) Hey asshole, get off the road!
Gonzo: What the hell am I supposed to do? The jackoff in front of me is going slow, so hop off my nuts.
Fatass: Oh, sorry. I'm fat and stupid.

by GONZO! July 28, 2008

Nutso

(adj.) something or someone that goes beyond crazy.

"You're such a nutso! You ate my pet bird, tweety!"

by Neha April 11, 2004