Nuke

Verb: to microwave something. This is because a microwave uses radiation to cook.

"Yo, want me to nuke you're frozen taquitos?"

by melonoftroy June 30, 2009

nuked

being really fuckin stoned

um yo dude do i look nuked man??

by bobby thortin February 4, 2004

Nuked

Being farted and belched in the face, at the same time

Person 1: Awww, EWWW!
Person 2: Heh, you just got nuked.

by Sir Edward IV August 22, 2010

nuked

to get drunk and sexy.

"This bar is sweaty and I'm having fun. Yeah, I'm on my way to being NUKED.

by morleystinkah June 21, 2010

nuked

When your cell phone is unexpectedly blown up with an innumerable amount of texts.

Joe: When you were gone I heard your phone vibrating like crazy.

Bob: Wtf I was gone for five minutes and my phone got nuked...

by Cr4zyLif3 February 27, 2010

Nuke

1. (n) In TribalWars, a massive multiplayer online real-time strategy game, an attack consisting of all the available offensive troops in a village.

2. (v) In TribalWars, to send all available offensive troops in one village to attack another.

1. That guy attacked my friend, so I'm going to throw a nuke or two his way to teach him not to mess with my friends.

2. I'll nuke you if you dare to attack anyone in my tribe!

by Aether Nacola April 5, 2010

nuking

cumming, jizzing, etc

typically on something else

after the party, Mike was totally nuking all the passed out drunk girls.

by 4LL1 January 13, 2009