The Le Norman is a sex act involving fingering a girl who has thrush then taking the foul smelling white mucus from her vagina that is caused by thrush and wiping it on the girls upper lip.
This is similar to the Dirty Sanchez.
This is similar to the Dirty Sanchez.
Guy 1: Hey i heard you fingered that chick.
Guy 2: Yea i totally Le Norman'd her.
Guy 1: Hahaha gross...
Guy 2: Yea i totally Le Norman'd her.
Guy 1: Hahaha gross...
by putergeist July 15, 2011
Get the Le Norman mug.When somebody intends to do something nice for you, like say holding an elevator or door, only to let go at the last minute making you look like a total twat!
Some guy snatched my purse today then this lovelly man tackled him to the ground and retrieved it. I was about to thank him when he took out my wallet and threw my purse in the bin, what an Unnoble Norman.
by kingpryle September 25, 2010
Get the Unnoble Norman mug.quite similar in practice to Arabian Goggles, the Norman Helmet involves placing one's testicles over another's eyes while the reciever is on his/her back (usually asleep), and the shaft of the penis runs down the length of the receiver's nose, reminiscent of an medieval cranial protection device from the days of yore.
"Jimmy fell asleep first at the sleepover, and so billy gave him a Norman Helmet"
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"right before i came on yo momma's face, i gave that bitch a phat Norman Helmet"
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"right before i came on yo momma's face, i gave that bitch a phat Norman Helmet"
by alex el maestro October 25, 2006
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Get the Super Norman mug.A former torey minister and brown toungued, nazi, arse boy of Margret Thatcher best known for his ability to ride a bike whilst balancing a hotel on his head.
"If my love of my country makes me a racist, then so be it!!" (Norman Tebbit - 1978 Conservative party conference)
"Will some one dig me out of this pile of rubble" (Norman Tebbit - 1984 Torey Party conference)
"Will some one dig me out of this pile of rubble" (Norman Tebbit - 1984 Torey Party conference)
by black flag June 26, 2004
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Get the nasty norman mug.My bestie in the whole world. She is so kind and caring and very generous. She has helped me through hard times and supported me through everything I do. Even though she is always right (which I hate to admit) I shall not admit I’m wrong to her face maybe on here. Even though we have mini arguments like how many hours there are in a school day (which is 6) what fruit she eats at lunch (a kiwi not a plum) and how 5 is or isn’t a prime number (I still say it’s not) and you “sabotaged” me in my maths ALR that I cheated in. And even though she has no common sense and ignored me the first time I met her. Some how we became best friends and I’m so glad we did. I’m so glad that you are my best friend and I couldn’t wish for any more, I hope we are friends for years to come.-Jasmine
by Jasmine’s words of wisdom October 19, 2020
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