Fuck you that's why!

The correct response to a smart arsed sarcastic question, usually from your partner.

Gemma :"You have apparently took a wrong turn and are now going in the wrong direction. Phils house is the other way, why did you do this?"
John : "Fuck you that's why!"

by KingPryle September 23, 2010

biffums bridge

The fleshy love mound between a womans vagina and bum hole.

Man, my balls are black and blue this morning, whats you're biffums bridge made out of, concrete?

by kingpryle September 24, 2010

Unnoble Norman

When somebody intends to do something nice for you, like say holding an elevator or door, only to let go at the last minute making you look like a total twat!

Some guy snatched my purse today then this lovelly man tackled him to the ground and retrieved it. I was about to thank him when he took out my wallet and threw my purse in the bin, what an Unnoble Norman.

by kingpryle September 24, 2010

swank

The art of having a fantastically swift wank.

Steve: I hate adverts on the TV, what the hell do I do with myself for the next 30 seconds?

Jenny : shut the fuck up and have a swank.

by KingPryle September 23, 2010