Norman'd

The rare moment in a person's life wherein the events of the previous night involved such severe levels of intoxication, debauchery, and sin, that you are forced to concede that you no longer have any shot of going to heaven after you die.

My last memory from yesterday night was wearing a viking helmut and a too too while I dug up my sister's grave so that I could use her skull as pipe to smoke crack with the 9 year old special needs child I had been babysitting. I definitely got Norman'd.

by thunderpants83 December 30, 2011

Norman Door

A door that tells you the opposite of what you're supposed to do, or requires a sign to tell you what to do. These doors are very frustrating and can be mistaken many times.

God Dammit Jim! I keep pulling this push door!
Ah yes, that's a Norman door, a real pain in the ass.

by xX_herobrineslayer95_Xx July 16, 2016

Norman door

A door where the design tells you to do the opposite of what you´re actually supposed to do.

They should change the pull sign in that Norman door, it´s really frustrating.

by lunarrafa August 21, 2016

Norman (dog)

The most rad newfoundland in existence. Loving, fun, and loves escaping the yard. Somtimes he sexually harasses girls but over all he is a chill dude

"Wow, that dog is such a norman (dog)!"

by hotstufflol2000 January 26, 2017

norman dog

a very special dog whom is scared of one’s reflection, he loves to eat food and anything in his path. has been know too eat 2 pairs of wireless headphones. very hyperactive unless he has been taken on a long walk . likes to lay in the sun
the most common breed of a norman dog is a bull terrier.

person 1: that dog is adorable

person 2: beware its a norman dog

by magicdino October 28, 2021

norman the doorman

a rather socially awkward being who is not intellectually gifted and will gain human interaction by holding doors open for strangers.

"That creep over there, ye just know they're a right Norman the Doorman"

by 2000NKPM April 10, 2017

Norman's a dick

Norman's a dick: the guy who makes you wait. eventhough he already has it.

Norman's a dick:

I waited for that fool all day and when I finally saw him. He said he doesn't have it. "Normans a dick" doing shit like this.

by Quail eggs! April 30, 2025