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The rare moment in a person's life wherein the events of the previous night involved such severe levels of intoxication, debauchery, and sin, that you are forced to concede that you no longer have any shot of going to heaven after you die.

My last memory from yesterday night was wearing a viking helmut and a too too while I dug up my sister's grave so that I could use her skull as pipe to smoke crack with the 9 year old special needs child I had been babysitting. I definitely got Norman'd.

Norman'd by thunderpants83 December 30, 2011

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Norman Door

A door that tells you the opposite of what you're supposed to do, or requires a sign to tell you what to do. These doors are very frustrating and can be mistaken many times.

God Dammit Jim! I keep pulling this push door!
Ah yes, that's a Norman door, a real pain in the ass.

Norman Door by xX_herobrineslayer95_Xx July 16, 2016

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Norman door

A door where the design tells you to do the opposite of what you´re actually supposed to do.

They should change the pull sign in that Norman door, it´s really frustrating.

Norman door by lunarrafa August 21, 2016

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Norman (dog)

The most rad newfoundland in existence. Loving, fun, and loves escaping the yard. Somtimes he sexually harasses girls but over all he is a chill dude

"Wow, that dog is such a norman (dog)!"

Norman (dog) by hotstufflol2000 January 26, 2017

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norman dog

a very special dog whom is scared of one’s reflection, he loves to eat food and anything in his path. has been know too eat 2 pairs of wireless headphones. very hyperactive unless he has been taken on a long walk . likes to lay in the sun
the most common breed of a norman dog is a bull terrier.

person 1: that dog is adorable

person 2: beware its a norman dog

norman dog by magicdino October 28, 2021

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norman the doorman

a rather socially awkward being who is not intellectually gifted and will gain human interaction by holding doors open for strangers.

"That creep over there, ye just know they're a right Norman the Doorman"

norman the doorman by 2000NKPM April 10, 2017

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Norman's a dick

Norman's a dick: the guy who makes you wait. eventhough he already has it.

Norman's a dick:

I waited for that fool all day and when I finally saw him. He said he doesn't have it. "Normans a dick" doing shit like this.

Norman's a dick by Quail eggs! April 30, 2025

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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