by Master Gemini November 09, 2007
by lornita March 01, 2008
by fBuUcTkLiEnRg November 22, 2009
Headnog or head nog, is the by product of a holiday blowjob. Usually associated with winter celebrations such as Thanksgiving, Christmas and the New Year.
How about some head nog after that great Thanksgiving dinner.
Christmas morning, I woke Jack up for some head nog.
Christmas morning, I woke Jack up for some head nog.
by funnyfrenchman December 12, 2011
by mat November 15, 2004
The Sloppy Nog:
Best done in the “style of the dog”, this finishing move requires some quick timing and careful aim.
First, build up a full head of steam, and just when you are about to nut, pull out and unload upon your partner within a concentrated area. Now, and this is the most important part, while still in the throes of passion, sprinkle some nutmeg over the affected area and wish your partner some good holiday cheer!
This move works great for the novice or the experienced and can be performed upon the partner of your choice.
Also, be sure to only use freshly grated nutmeg. Show some fucking class. It’ll taste better and your partner is worth it.
Best done in the “style of the dog”, this finishing move requires some quick timing and careful aim.
First, build up a full head of steam, and just when you are about to nut, pull out and unload upon your partner within a concentrated area. Now, and this is the most important part, while still in the throes of passion, sprinkle some nutmeg over the affected area and wish your partner some good holiday cheer!
This move works great for the novice or the experienced and can be performed upon the partner of your choice.
Also, be sure to only use freshly grated nutmeg. Show some fucking class. It’ll taste better and your partner is worth it.
John: Did you and Lisa have a good night?
Tom: Sure did! And in honor of the holiday season I finished her off with a Sloppy Nog!
John: Oh that’s great! I’m really happy for you two... wait... did you use fresh nutmeg?
Tom: Of course! Dude! I RESPECT her.
Tom: Sure did! And in honor of the holiday season I finished her off with a Sloppy Nog!
John: Oh that’s great! I’m really happy for you two... wait... did you use fresh nutmeg?
Tom: Of course! Dude! I RESPECT her.
by Lord Balthazar the Third December 13, 2018
Noun: another word for swamp water, or stagnant water. The liquid that comes from a swamp, bog or other long standing, non flowing body of water typically infested with insects, frogs or other creatures.
by The Pendulums Path May 24, 2023