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Tentacle Nipples

1. A horrific physical condition, probably genetic, in which tentacles extend from one's nipples in correlation with one's bitchy emotions. The tentacle nipples emerge extensively during full moons, sometimes stretching for miles and miles, wriggling grotesquely.

2. A nickname for one who suffers from said condition.
I wouldn't go for him if I were you; he has tentacle nipples.
by HarlotHolla March 14, 2011
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Canadian Bacon Nipples

A term for large pink areolae that are the size of Canadian bacon slices.
Her sexy Canadian Bacon Nipples made me hungary because they reminded me of delicious breakfast meat pasties.
by Uncle Johnjohn February 5, 2010
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nipples

Use the nipples, Harry!
by Cameron September 8, 2004
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diamond cutting nipples

nipples so sharp, they can cut diamonds. Diamonds, as you all know, have a strong covalent bond between its atoms, therefore making it one of the hardest things on earth. However, not even diamonds can withstand the magnitude of greatness in these nipples.
Person1: oh man, it sure is cold.
Person2: my nipples are so cold due to the low temperature, they are like diamond cutting nipples.
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Jumbo eraser end nipples

Lequisha grooved on having her jumbo eraser ends chewed on.
by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005
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porn star nipples

Large or oversized nipples that resemble a porn star. Usually attractive to the opposite sex.

( . Y . ) <--normal

vs.

( o Y o ) <--psn
"At least you guys don't have PORN STAR NIPPLES," says Laura LeClaire.
by mary suck my titties May 26, 2006
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Holy Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'

Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.

Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.
by Red Fleming April 8, 2011
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