Shlooted Newt

A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.

Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?

Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?

by TurdInspector145 August 2, 2013

angry newt

Anal sex move that involves marshmallow fluff, caramel syrup and an M&M insterted in the head of the penis.

So, after I gave her the angry newt, I got an infection in my urethra from the candy coating. M&M's apparently don't just melt in your mouth.

by Angry Mick February 5, 2012

Newt-a-Mania

Disease of believing Newt Gingrich would actually make a good President.

Sean: Newt-a-Mania is sweeping America. Newt Gingrich is a great American.
John: Newt Gingrich is fat.

by makivelli June 15, 2012

Fig Newts

"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself

"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"

-RORY

"Fig Newts"

-PAM

by *PJP* October 31, 2011

Newt

The sexiest mf in maze runner fucking fight me for it I will let’s go asshat.

All the smart girls simp for him

Person: I prefer minho in maze runner
Smart person: I prefer newt bc he’s hella hot

by anonymous January 31, 2023

Newts

A blonde surfer boy from the beaches and loves having sex with anything that walks especially older girls. He loves a good old romp and loves a bit of dynamic mint.

How are ya Newts?

Hey look, Newts is over there!

by Max Mason August 6, 2023

Newt

A short, curly haired Filipino Boi

Slide to NEWT’s Auto

by Newt6969 March 20, 2020