needle dick

a dick that is child-sized ,but on a man!

Shane has a needle dick.

by meee November 30, 2003

we need to talk

1) The most pointless phrase in the English language because you are already talking when you say this.
2) Means: You're screwed.
3) Signals the beginning of the end of a relationship.
4) Your wife/girlfriend wants to bitch about something. The perfect time to fake a heart attack.

1) A: We need to talk
B: We already are, dumbass.
2) A: We need to talk
B: Ahh shit.
3) A: We need to talk
B: *packs bags*
4) A: We neeed to talk
B: *falls to the ground clutching heart*

by Kay March 21, 2004

needy

Requiring attention beyond what is normative.

Getting anxious when someone doesn't reply to you on MSN after 15 seconds is being needy.

by whatdoyouneedanamefor? July 23, 2008

I need healing

Something Genji mains love saying for whatever strange reason. Sometime they’ll say it when at 199/200 hp. Sometimes even when full health. RARELY when they really need healing. Most of the time though, it’s just to piss people off.

Genji-I NEED HEALING
Mercy-Genji your at full health
Genji-I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING

by Genji needs healing May 2, 2018

You need some milk

Your response When someone gets recked,embarrassed or even acting crazy.

*Person falls on face*
Response:YOU NEED SOME MILK!

by Best.nothing August 21, 2016

needs more jpeg

A tern used on r/greentext to basically say "this image looks terrible". It summons a bot which turns the image into a JPEG and the more times it's replied to with 'needs more jpeg' the blockier it looks.

(Blocky picture above) needs more jpeg

by nobodyhasjams October 7, 2017

need to seed

Every Bro is born with it. Just got to spread that seed in any hole we can find.

“That chick is a smoke show really giving me the need to seed”

by chHAad February 21, 2021