by Zara Black September 24, 2009
A person with a never ending hunger for knowledge; highly knowledgeable individual; somebody who has the answer to everything
by 2kind June 01, 2015
An individual whos computer skills and knowledge of science fiction shows are bolsterd by his lack of sexual prowess and dress sense. They are generally picked on by everyone with a social standing.
Hampered by acne, a breaking voice, glasses so thick they can see through time and less muscle tome than a McChicken nugget the nerd is very rarely seen with a bird or any member of the female persuasion besides their mother.
Will hate jocks and other popular people, resenting them for thier social achievement and the fact that some can be intelligent with out having thier waistband above thier nipples.
Hampered by acne, a breaking voice, glasses so thick they can see through time and less muscle tome than a McChicken nugget the nerd is very rarely seen with a bird or any member of the female persuasion besides their mother.
Will hate jocks and other popular people, resenting them for thier social achievement and the fact that some can be intelligent with out having thier waistband above thier nipples.
"Oh christ, those damn nerds are playing dungeons and dragons in the library again."
"No, I don't want to go to Star Trek convention, it's full of nerds."
"No, I don't want to go to Star Trek convention, it's full of nerds."
by ADrock April 29, 2004
by theantirush November 07, 2009
One who excells at anything in the odd, smart sense. A nerd is one who enjoys computers, videogames, D&D, and other generally nerdy subjects. Either loves or hates Bill Gates, the richest and nerdiest human being on this planet. The word was first mentioned in Dr. Suess's "If I Ran the Zoo". Source: "That Other Book of Perfectly Useless Information"
by Bob Ramsis October 19, 2006
by unusu-al May 10, 2003
According to my calculations, a nerd is somebody who is rather verbose; employing impeccably proper grammar and a plethora of complex words to describe the minutae of everyday life and shunning slang terms such as "ho," "bitch," and "smoke dem trees." The nerd is very good at math and the greater the understanding of calculus, the greater the likelihood, by approximately 64.58%, one is to be a nerd.
Typically, the nerd is thought to have thick glasses, freckles, buck teeth, and pants that are too small for their size so that when the nerd sits down the bottoms rise up his shins, revealing his impeccably unstylish manner of letting his socks rise up the length of his lower leg from the soles of his New Balance sneakers. A nerd may possess some or all of these intriguing qualities. However, the must crucial criteria in distinguishing a nerd above all other trivial features is an understanding of the term "space time continuum" and the rate in which the person is asked for help in regard to chemistry and physics homework.
According to my calculations, approximately 99.9% of nerds play strategy games and RPGs on their PC or video gaming console, whereas your "bitch ass," so to speak, spends most of your time playing first person shooters or Madden.
Typically, the nerd is thought to have thick glasses, freckles, buck teeth, and pants that are too small for their size so that when the nerd sits down the bottoms rise up his shins, revealing his impeccably unstylish manner of letting his socks rise up the length of his lower leg from the soles of his New Balance sneakers. A nerd may possess some or all of these intriguing qualities. However, the must crucial criteria in distinguishing a nerd above all other trivial features is an understanding of the term "space time continuum" and the rate in which the person is asked for help in regard to chemistry and physics homework.
According to my calculations, approximately 99.9% of nerds play strategy games and RPGs on their PC or video gaming console, whereas your "bitch ass," so to speak, spends most of your time playing first person shooters or Madden.
The nerd understood the inherit complexity of the ratio of apples to oranges that the rest of the class, too consumed by thoughts of the cheerleaders' exposed mammary glands, were loathe to pay attention to, much less contemplate.
by MasterDisaster December 31, 2012