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Matthew Nelson

The leader of an unstoppable force, known as the G-Force. He has many superpowers such as transportation and is known to appear in your mums bedroom, have sexual relations with her and then make mum jokes to your face.
If you see this man be aware. He has been known to give random insults to the innocent and vulnerable people of society. When you feel like you are under a G attack, your brain will begin to feel like it will fry due to the knowledge of being inferior to an audio-graphical memory. You will cry in envy knowing you will never have the power to woo a woman with the power of rave; You will wish you had the ninja skills to climb through windows. Most of all he will steal your MANHOOD. He is an unstoppable force; a pimp who has many identities, living with his secret lovers who he meets on Facebook. All you can do is hope you don't run into the madman or you will fall under the wrath of his steel balls!! Matthew Nelson! The JUGGERNAUT!
by A SPY IN G-FORCE!! December 10, 2009
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nelson county

The most ghetto part of va 😍
crackheads everywhere (even in the trash ass school)
wack ass school

bum ass people
“aye y’all wanna go down to Nelson County?”
Hell nah , that nasty ass place”
by bank of the will June 4, 2019
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Jack-Nelson

Most complicated and most retarded person you will meet. If you see him, don’t say something stupid.
Jack-Nelson is a retard
by ShawnMendes#74 December 31, 2017
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tim blake nelson

Sung Traveling Bob on O Brother, Where art thou? Coolass actor.
by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006
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willie nelson

An alternative term for weed, the wacky tobacky, the Hippie Lettuce, the non-stop THC commuter train to Stonerville: marijuana.
"...Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine."
The Tragically Hip, Bobcaygeon, Phantom Power (1998)
by Miles Murphy January 29, 2008
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Nelson

Is a type of guy to love a girl too much, care for them, who is a girls person who girls can tell everything too, a charming person
"I feel like i can tell Nelson anything, he won't tell anyone"
"Are you sure?"
" I trust him, Trust me."
by AdamClarke05 October 1, 2018
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Judd Nelson

A member of the Brat Pack actors of the 1980s who rose to fame in the movies of John Hughes. Immortalised in Dogma by Jay of Jay And Silent Bob and later given a cameo in Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back.
Jay: Judd Nelson, he was fuckin' harsh.
by Captain//Fantastic September 17, 2008
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