Pumps my nads

An expression for something that peeves you off

You know what really pumps my nads? Feminism

by Peepeesauce556 May 19, 2017

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

Nad

The kind of angst in any situation

Nad tends to make bad decisions

by Alex.Jay.S January 3, 2021

nad

an adjective, used to describe a situation when something amazing happens.

Nad! I found diamonds in Minecraft.

by nignog69.420 April 5, 2020

Nad Nudger

A trapped fart that escapes by nudging a ball out of the way

That fart was a Nad Nudger, it nearly took my nut with it.

by Dodgyfinger February 16, 2022

lil nads wasted

Getting blackout drunk, peeing on the floor of a gas station and then waking up in the hospital with a black eye on your birthday with no memory of the precious night.

yo! let’s get lil nads wasted tonight

by dwaynecial August 24, 2019

sweaty nads

sweating dick and balls

gee, I sure love the taste of sweaty nads in the morning. especially if their my dads sweaty nads. mmmhm.

by hshshdjpdbdkdhd September 16, 2016