Pumps my nads

An expression for something that peeves you off

You know what really pumps my nads? Feminism

by Peepeesauce556 May 10, 2017

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I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

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Nad Nudger

A trapped fart that escapes by nudging a ball out of the way

That fart was a Nad Nudger, it nearly took my nut with it.

by Dodgyfinger February 16, 2022

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nad neutralizer

(n). When one takes some sort of physical means to decrease one's libido, so one cannot have an erection. Quite often the man will take something to block one's urges. Another name for this is to install a pop up blocker. Don't confuse this with cock blocker. That's entirely different.

Hey, man, I heard that you're going to Vegas tomorrow. With all those scantily clad showgirls around everywhere, aren't you worried that you will get into trouble with the Missus out of town?

No man, I got it covered. I too a 'nad neutralizer, so I'm good.

by Mind Gamer November 26, 2013

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lil nads wasted

Getting blackout drunk, peeing on the floor of a gas station and then waking up in the hospital with a black eye on your birthday with no memory of the precious night.

yo! let’s get lil nads wasted tonight

by dwaynecial August 25, 2019

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