T-Muzzle

1. To drink large amounts of alcohol, usually consisting of 20 or more shots, then get obnoxiously loud, yelling and laughing drunkenly to the point of needing a muzzle.
Tara's Drunken alter-ego.

2. To wake up with sharpie drawings/ words all over your body, wondering what happened last night.

1. I couldn't believe Tara drank 21 shots that night, she drank herself to the point of becoming T-Muzzle.

2. After T-Muzzle passed out, she woke up the next morning with a penis drawn on her foot and drunk words written on her forehead and stomach.

by Ryan72 March 15, 2007

Muzzle fuck

(an FPS) term for rapid fire shooting of someone at point blank range with a rifle without aiming.

that guy with the Barrett 50. didn't even aim at me he just ran up on me and muzzle fucked me.

by roberth20 January 23, 2011

Muzzle Brake

The retrograde pee stream that results from removing a "Prince Albert" implant.

Watch out for the muzzle brake if you take your Prince Albert out.

by MasculineToiletGuy March 13, 2021

muzzledoof

Someone who is attracted to the sound or smell of farts

Don’t fart there’s a muzzledoof behind us!

by Nintendude June 14, 2021

Muzzle

the act of getting the mouth/brain/dome/head. basically getting your rod cleaned.

Bob: dude did i just see you and katie walk out the bathroom together?
Jim: yea dude, i got the muzzle.

by Wizeoldman November 13, 2011

texas muzzleloader

when a guy and girl are having anal sex while the man is chewing tabacco, before the guy cums he pulls his dick out and puts the tabacco on his dick then reinserts it into her ass.

last night was crazy, this girl let me give her a texas muzzleloader.

by penguine123654 March 5, 2011

muzzle toff

an alternative to the word "messed up"

"dude that things she did last night was muzzle toff"
other guy "ya dude, dont give innocent mormon girls liquor"

by cursorkidjr July 1, 2011