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mannequinism

an epidemic where a citizen plays no key role in the economic or social contrasts of our world, such as closing oneself in a dark box, or having too much in hand hence having no time for volunteer work, or any participation in a community, in turn, this leads to the person literally turning into a mannequin; a subtle, crippled figure immune to the active world around it.
Georgia needs to start volunteering at the Shelter; her job is swallowing her.

Mannequinism is the actual predator.
by Ffeilisha December 28, 2005
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Mannery

Shitting in the woods. Burping in front of women. Watching football on T.V. and not hearing a word you girlfriend says.

ex.) Chris burps in front of your girlfriend, she says ewww and your response is "it's mannery".

ex.) You, your boy, and his girl are hanging out. She says something to him but he doesn't hear because he is entranced watching the game. After she says it again and gets his attention and you all laugh about how into the game he is You could say "your mannery is showing".

ex.)If you spill something and clean it up with a shirt, as opposed to a towel, because the shirt is closer - "That's mannery"

other examples: throwing a perfect spiral, chugging a beer, saying to a girl you don't know/just met "Hey you lets get naked" then her and her friends proceed to hang out with you and your friends (*Note: If you try this or a similar line and it doesn't work that's not mannery you are just a douche bag.)

Chuck Norris has mannery.
by J-Rod Murfreesboro, TN June 23, 2010
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Telford Monner

Also know as the Telly telly mon mons, this elusive beast has a mono-brow the size of Wales which is also his homeland.

He enjoys going out on a Wednesday night and drinking 2litres of Strongbow and getting fkd up, then going home at 1am and talking about his feelings.
Exaple 1:

Guy 1: Did you see someone let that Wookie into the Su tonight?

Guy 2: Oh no that was just the Telford Monner

Example 2:

" I went down on a girl last night, I swear she was so hairy she could of been the Telford Monner!
by Telly_Mons December 7, 2011
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Minnechaug

A regional high school where all the boys are pro athletes/ fuck boys. All of the girls dress exactly the same, so that you can't tell one basic bitch from the other. All of the potheads are either slimy or homosexual. The other 19% of the school are hicks from deep Hamden. All in all they're one the same because they all have an abundance of money to complain about.
All of the rich white folk from Minnechaug wear Vinyard's Vines long tee's.
by DeezChaugNuts May 16, 2017
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minnesota

*The state of hockey.
*Home to Hockey town,usa (not to be confused with the "fake" hockey town,usa 'detroit'...detroit is a city..not a town fawkers)
*land of 10,000 lakes
*minnesota nice...unless of course you are driving
*We do not say "eh"...thats canada
*"a's" and "o's" are pronounced differently than everyone else....
"Im from minnesotah!"
by Yo_ma\'ma July 31, 2003
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manners

Something that costs nothing, but most of the population seem to have an aversion to.

Good manners are a gateway to success. Bad manners are a gateway to a good hiding.
Look at that girl with her cooch on the dinner table, she has the most awful manners!

Good manners include offering your seat to a pregnant woman on the bus.
by Jamie Douglas December 14, 2006
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Minnesnowta

The state of Minnesota between the months on October and April.
Brrrr! I'm from Minnesnowta! Yah, sure you betcha!
by Chad December 1, 2003
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