Multi-task

Adj - etymology - early 1980's douche bag corporate speak multe-tasc-ing

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1. (tasker) secret derogatory term for individuals who can do more than one thing poorly at the same time;

2. (tasker) regularly abused corporate speak for overworked jack holes that have more to do than they possibly can accomplish in a reasonable amount of time;

3. (root definition: to multi-task) specifically - taking a dump while jacking off at the same time;

Definition 2:
Employee1 - "I have to finish two projects and one for the guy that just got fired"

Employee2 - "I guess you are going to have to multi-task"

Employee1 - "Yeah I am going to multi-task myself into unemployment"

Definition 3:
Boss - "I am looking for employees that are willing to take on some hard projects - I am going to need multi-taskers"

Employee1 and Employee2 - (long smirking looks at each other) "yea - we can do that (muffled snickering)"

by wer999999 January 30, 2010

multi-monogamous

1) polygamous
2) the type of relationships rap artist Akon defines himself to be in.

After a little hesitation, the singer-producer admitted that he has his own multi-monogamous household going down in the ATL!

by justholla March 7, 2007

multi-texting

The art of having many IM's plastered on your computer desktop while chatting in each and NOT getting the conversations mixed up.

I was Multi-Texting when she came online and IM'd me, but I accidentally sent Betty404's message to JaneOfTheJungle's IM, now I am busted....guess I need to practice multi-texting!

by Johns mom August 2, 2007

multi-pass

Having a bowel movement and vomiting either simultaneously or in rapid succession, usually due to excessive drinking or illness.

Jen was doing shots all night, and now she's in the bathroom, multi-passing.

by Solent March 6, 2011

multi slacking

Like Multi Tasking, only the complete opposite: Doing nothing in several tasks at the same time, or avoiding several obligations.

I'm so tired, I been multi slacking in math and English and with my gf.

by Teakay July 20, 2008

multi-pronged

A sea creature that has multiple prongs.

While wandering on the beach one dark and stormy night, Nathaniel was attacked by an unknown multi-pronged crustacean leaving him with two less toes and a punctured gallbladder.

by who84dat February 9, 2010

multi-nerding

Engaging in more than one nerd -like activity at a time.

Logan: The other day I was watching anime while playing World of Warcraft, and wearing a binary watch.

Rogue: Wow, you were multi-nerding!

by Princess Happy March 8, 2008