mulch pile

noun: hair that sticks out from the edges of a chicks panties.

Dude... she was so fine till I got my head under her skirt and found a mulch pile...time for the mexican gardener....

by Mark January 28, 2005

Mulchrone

An incredible douche who has an inflated, undeserved amount of egotism. A mulchrone is also someone who harshly rejects anything else that he or she doesn't entirely agree with.

E.G., someone who is full of him or herself.

"Oh, that guy likes Nickleback, and he says nothing else is better. He's such a Mulchrone."

"That Mulchrone, he's so stubborn, he can't accept the fact that I'm entitled to my own opinion."

by RJDJDowntown April 16, 2009

free mulch cult

Free Mulch Cult also known as FMC, is an internet group of friends. There is 6 active members in this group. Everyone is friendly to everyone.

"Hey have you heard of Free Mulch Cult?"
"Yeah, they are really chill and nice. I wish I was in their group."

by sealweeyee October 19, 2019

Mulched

To be heavily influenced by drugs or alcohol

Johnson bro we need to get mulched tonight, it's the last night of vacation!

by The voice of the common cock December 25, 2013

Mulching

Dropping hints and information to start to grow a relationship with another, romantic or otherwise

“Wow! Andy is sooo hot! I wish I could get with him!”
“Whelp, start mulching now if you want him to be interested in time for homecoming.”

by Big Saucy June 23, 2018

Mutcher

Mutch·er Much-er

A person who butchers the act of cunnilingus.

"Man he completely mutchered muff diving!"
"I hope i dont get another mutcering tonight."

by ElDropbearo August 26, 2013

Mulchang

The act, usually embarrassing, of falling down and hurting oneself.

1. Cup: What's with Roy, he's limping??
Dylon: He was playing hockey and Mulchang'd himself on the blue line
Cup: What a knob...

2. I was railing your mom and as I was flipping her on her back, I Mulchang'd myself and broke my arm.

3. Bman: Why does Ed have a Bone Stimulator?
Everyone: He was roofing and Mulchang'd his arm into 1000 pieces.

by G-biv December 14, 2008