murphed out

verb : to behave in a crazy way, particularly characterised by weird facial expressions followed shortly by rapidly falling asleep.

lol, i totally murphed out last night!
I must have been taking murph pills

by ego-chimp September 30, 2005

murph diving

diving into pussy... feet first

my girlfriend wanted me to get creative in bed, so I went murph diving and she loved it!

by Suite 220 February 2, 2009

Reverse Murph

When an inebriated individual reappears at the bar after performing an Irish goodbye (Murph).

Shaggy: Where is Sean?
Jay: He Murphed over an hour ago.
Nicole: No, he is sitting over there on the bar stool.
Sean: I'm right here!
Abby: What an awesome reverse Murph!

by Gheen April 6, 2011

mulch

splattered poo that sticks to the back of the toilet bowl after flushing. Frequently chunky and/or fibrous, thus resembling the landscaping product.

I really mulched the loo after after that vegetarian meal at Carole's.

by senior lipschitz January 29, 2005

murphballer

v. to whisper the phrase "murphballer" into a girl's ear while you are having sex with her. A popular variation is to yell "MURPHBALLER!" as you reach orgasm. Also, considered an anthem in the streets of many Chicagoland neighborhoods, namely Hyde Park and La Grange Park.

Named after Dave who was featured in such films as "Major Dunkage" and "Major Dunkage 2"

I gave Alice the murphballer last night and she freaked out.

by your favorite rat April 12, 2008

mulch

When the dubstep beat is dirtier than dirt and filthier than filth that the bass waves seem to radiate heat and pure stankiness, similar to a large pile of dank mulch.

Dude, that excision beat was so dirty I was just rolling in the mulch

by mulch queen September 15, 2016

Murph

(Verb) To hit on, flirt, or otherwise spit game with another.

I'm going to the club to murph for some weird.

Ryan's at the end of the bar, murphing on Hayley.

Murphing is more an art than a science.

by BCMock January 27, 2011