munchies

A condition which may cause one to find oneself in an all night garage at 4am buying 17 twixs and 3 more packets of king skins.

lols: 'how fucking good are rolls and plastic sliced cheese man?!'
jod: 'mate. so fuckin good. well into it. shall we have another couple whilst we go out for more spliffs?'
lols: 'go for it, i've well got the munchies!'

by Lols June 19, 2006

Munchies

The best leader in the Broccoli faction!

"Munchies is the best leader in Broccoli"

by 123sozloser December 16, 2019

Pre-Munchies

Spontaneously buying food before you smoke weed out of preparation that you will be hungry after.

Robby: "Hey bro I'm head out and grab myself a snickers at Kum and Go before we light it up"
Sean: "Man he's got the pre-munchies"

by SomeHowdyDoodyLookingMuthaFuck July 15, 2009

Patrol Munchies

The extreme amount of munchies you get after conducting a long a gruesome patrol in the mountains of Afghanistan. It's almost as equal as the munchies you get after smoking pot.

Dude, I'm goin to the chow hall to eat everything they've got, I've got a bad case of the patrol munchies!

by rodlikestoparty January 17, 2010

P-Munchies

The cock sucker.

DUDE! i had some bitch giving me the P-Munchies last night.

by THE VAG SUCKAAA April 2, 2010

Exam Munchies

A hunger comparable to that which comes with being stoned. Elevated by stress, exam munchies are usually at their worst on the day of the exam, causing you to consume ridiculous amounts of food.

Eli: Man, I think I'm going to barf all over my final.

Jim: You sick?
Eli: Nah, I had a crazy case of the exam munchies. I ate four packs of cookies and a box of corn pops before leaving.

by hiijj September 25, 2012

Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights

Bri'ish chips

Guy 1: You call these things chips? Instead of Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights? Rather a bit cringe, innit bruv?
Guy 2: wtf

by Keyboard Fucker January 10, 2022