muffylovesdilfs

the hottest most sexiest person in the whole world. they are so hot and cool and their name is muffy 💖💖💖🥺🥺🥺😍😍😍 they love dilfs and women.

man i just love muffylovesdilfs! they are so swaggy and cool!

by muffylovesdilfsfan June 9, 2021

muffshroom

a pussy with a fungal infection.
considered a delicasy by some, an aquired taste.

Don't go down on her unless you like muffshroom.

by paydaddi November 24, 2004

muffy

a huge hairy beast of a man, with a large large cock. He who invades women's twats and leave them sticky

"ohh myy god muffy is humping your sister"

by twatstick April 8, 2003

ear muffs

A sex position where a girl lays on top of you facing away and you pull the back of her knees behind her head with your hands crossed and you cover her ears with your hands.

ear muffs - not applicable

by TREXwPEX July 15, 2010

muffy

A muffy is a sneak attack sexual maneuver. While you're going down on a girl you breath in deep and blow all the air you can muster up into her vagina. Then firmly place your hands on her stomach and press down. The desired effect is a whoopee cushion style queef.
Warning : it is strongly recommended you pull your face away before pressing down.

I gave this girl a muffy and my room still stinks.

by princethatho May 19, 2009

muffstache

When a guy is eating out his lady counterpart's muff - typically one who is not completely shaved - which would give the strongest visual image of the word's description.

"Last night I got my muffstache on with your sister."

by redcore September 17, 2007

Chocolate Ear Muffs

When it's chilly out in the bushes and you are getting freaky nasty with your pimp or hoe, and you feel a like you've got one barkin' at the back door, and you want to express yourself with some dookie love, you pretend like you want some oral pleasure and right as he or she is down there, you turn to the side, and break loose a winter log right into the ear of your luva. then proceed to press your love nugget further into the ear canal thus dispensing the warmth of a chocolate ear muff. Then repeat on the other side..this part is the most difficult.

last night i gave this hoe some chocolate ear muffs cuz she said that i was too loud while i was banging her..so i told her to turn her head to the side,cuz i had to drop a bomb anyways.i let it loose in that hoochie's ear..she had a brown head this morning when she woke up.

by Lopezius October 9, 2009