Midget Rape

When a midget runs up behind somebody, and wacks them in the head with their Oompa Loompa stick.

"How did Jessica die again?"
"Oh, she got Midget Raped."

by Koneko^^ July 21, 2018

nigga midget

A black person no taller than 3 foot 10, but has the same size teeth a full size nigga.

Hey paw, there there is a nigga midget in the watermelon patch.

by Tant nuts September 18, 2016

Midget Hoe

A midget Hoe is a small women who sells her body for cheeseburgers and milkshakes.

"Dam that Midget Hoe must be horny for a cheeseburger, she fucked me five times and now she wants a double cheeseburger"

by misterpotatohead March 26, 2010

Gay midget furry porn

Sex in its best form and shortest

Gay midget furry porn is a gift from God

by Sackboy69 July 9, 2021

midgetmetalhead

A scottish
guy from youtube who's SO cute. His name is James.

That guy's almost as cute as midgetmetalhead from youtube.

by carol1991 December 9, 2009

Mudge Smudge

Basically, after you have butt sex and have poop on your wiener (Mudge), you wipe said poop on your partner's upper lip (Smudge). It's an updated term for a Dirty Sanchez.

Did you check out the Mudge Smudge that Bob left on Stanley? There was corn in it.

by Cassiebeth182 May 7, 2015

Midget Stack

When one midget rides on the shoulders of another midget to look like a normal person.

Two midgets decided to midget stack to get on a rollercoaster.

by The School of Codyism December 31, 2017