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to get mugged off

Having someone masturbate you with one hand, then catching the jizz in a mug that they are holding with the other.
"I met an interesting girl/boy last night. Gave me a right good old mugging off."
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"I was down at Whatever Bar this weekend. The number of people who were looking to get mugged off was surprisingly low" / "Really? There must be a mug shortage in town".
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"Had a disappointing evening. Got mugged off with a flimsy plastic cup." / "Well, ceramics is a dying art."
by autodefa June 14, 2015
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Mudget

Mudget is a fucking midget...
My bother is a 4'2" MUDGET that is fucked up....
by Dude Guy December 29, 2004
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Mudge

Noun:
Used to describe general Sydney filth. A fine but viscous substance that covers most people and places in the greater Sydney area in a thin film of scum. The word can also encompass larger items of junk and refuse more generally, such as furniture from council cleanups, akin to what Philip K. Dick described as Kipple.
I am so sick of this God damn mudge!
by Sven Vollstag October 20, 2010
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mudge fudge

a really good looking guy, usually an awsome guitar player. any other definitions are null and void.
woooaahhh check out that mudge fudge jeeeez hes so hot.
by nickthe5th September 5, 2009
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Mudgecating

The act of sitting around eating fudge and watching life go by while you chew over everyone else's problems till your existence becomes nothing but a long smudge of unmemorable events.

A derivative of fudge, smudge, and masticating.
Life is for living, not mudgecating in.

After a life of mudgecating she died alone, bitter, and angry with the world.
by Foretold August 21, 2010
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Mudge fudge

When a man goes from the girls anus to her vagina not realising she needed to poop and thus covering his penis with copious amounts of feaces, then filling her vagina with feaces
Was having a great time at the orgy last night, Until when I was fucking this girl I realised the dude before me had filled her with mudge fudge
by Free dude June 9, 2016
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Mudge

To mudge is when you place your hand on someone's leg or arm with your fingers spread wide, then grab tightly but not too tight, thin lift up your hand and do three little scratches on top
"Hey can you go mudge them" or "hahaha did you just see me mudge Aidan?"
by fabulousbatch622 September 21, 2017
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