Muff Axe

A male phallus that often finds itself in a females vagina

My dick is quite the muff axe, I banged three different girls last night and one this morning.

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by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009

mouffles

mouffles: good cash or sweet money! mouffle is slang/ commonly used name for easy cash or all time money. When you have enough money to buy everything.

mouffles: online cash used when you dont have a credit card.

He's always got mouffles in his pockets!
I used mouffles to pay my bills online.

by micomax May 16, 2010

muff trim

When a girl is in desperate need of a bikini wax

Juli, you need a muff trim you're sprouting on the sides

by Gemijoy June 20, 2003

muff cruncher

A muff cruncher is the male virsion of a slut

Hes such a muff cruncher, he crunched 12 girls muffs in one night

by Fat_boy_slim_shady January 20, 2009

muff monger

A term used to describe a man who attracts females and sleeps with them very frequently, another word for a man whore.

Girl: I slept with the Rick last night.

Girl 2: I got with him two nights ago.

Girl: What a muff monger!

by trinitronitron July 18, 2009

Muffable

Chick who is worthy of getting her pussy eaten out for hours

That chick is so fucking muffable

by TherealMuffMaster August 15, 2009