Mook Moocower

A very fat and ugly man with highly homosexual tendencies. When you see a mook specifically the one in Baltimore, Md be sure to inform him of his gayness. O, yes and he tells on people quite often.
He like all men

Anyone:That kid acts just like Mook of Baltimore
Anyone else: That mook is a fag
Anyone:I wanna slap him

by Anonymous Informant April 26, 2005

Mooch

Mooch is when you do something for no real reason or you just aimlessly carry out tasks subconsiously.

I was in my room just having a mooch.

I wasn't really doing anything, just mooching around

We mooched around the mall for a bit.

by James2968 February 27, 2011

moochaliny

one tha abuses ones friendship and only calls you when he?she needs somthing
one that always asks you
"you got a couple bucks I can borrow, jst till payday...Ill pay you back"?
"got a spare sig"?
"can I have kill"?
"Can you cash this cheque for me"

fuck guy is suck a moochaliny, he needs to give his fucking head a shake.

by Joel R June 3, 2005

moochnwalk

Pronounced "mooch and walk", when you are walking somewheres wth someone and they hold you up constantly because of their mooching. Can be used as a verb or noun.

As a verb: Will stop moochnwalking, we've taken almost two hours to get to a store thats usually five minutes away!

As a noun: Bill is such a moochnwalk; that's why I never go to lunch with him.

by jgml2 July 6, 2007

Moochual

Friends mutually mooching off of each other; a form of bartering.

"I brought some snacks because I didn't want to mooch off of you this 420"

"That's awesome, man I mooch off your snacks all the time so its cool."

"Ya it's moochual"

by alkatrazia May 13, 2011

mooch away

Meaning a great distance away. Say from manchester to Rotherham

"I fancy a massive bud"
"I have money but I'm mooch away"

by h0lli3p0p November 23, 2013

Mooch

A guy who always accepts an invitation for pizza, never to return the favor. Will smoke your cigars even though his humidor is full. Will drink your alcohol first, especially skinnies, so he can take his home. He is 85 true story!

Does that mooch have to be invited to the draft again? Drank all my beer, smoked all my cigars, and did not even chip in on pizza.

by Buffalo Hunter August 14, 2014