Shopper's monologue

The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.

Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.

by Leah Romm and Jenae Lee January 12, 2009

Monologue

A one-person speech. Often used to express such emotions as love or sorrow. I use them to explain how much I am in love with this girl. They are popular in plays throughout history. One very famous monologue is Hamlet's "To be or not to be" speech.

I just wrote her a new monologue. Too bad she likes a jerkface. This one is about how I couldn't live without her...it's not as cliche as it sounds.

by Alex J. Burton November 20, 2009

Played monopoly

Sexual acts between two people without explicitly saying what happened or denying the fact that anything happened.

"What happened with you and josh last night eyy?"
"Nothing..... just played played monopoly. Don't you worry"

by Djay big penis February 1, 2017

monologued

To be ambushed and forced to listen to a loud, eccentric, sometimes scary monologue. Established during Towerhill 's evening of the arts, made famous by a hippie monologue speaking of P.O.T. and pain in the groin

Ashley monologued me when I was just standing there. I was so freaked out.

by THS4eva May 14, 2005

Monopolize

To completely dominate or control in a sexual manner

“ you’re too cute when you look like that. It makes me want to monopolize you. “

by pleb. December 18, 2017

Monologophobia

Monologophobia: The Fear of Repetition
Monologophobia: The Fear of Repetition
Monologophobia: The Fear of Repetition
Monologophobia: The Fear of Repetition
Monologophobia: The Fear of Repetition

they have Monologophobia

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... Monologophobia :)

by DarkMuffin666 July 27, 2020

Monogopoly

Mon-og-o-poly

The conceptual combination of monogamy and monopoly.

see marriage

Bro, competition leads to innovation, you don't want to get stuck in a monogopoly

by The Civil Word Servant October 15, 2010