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MONGOOSE

A godly salute to comrades. Usually pitched in a high tone, while screaming louder than ur mom last night.
Also, this word is a different way of saying the french term for "Hello" (Bonjour). It just sounds kinda the same.

(p.s its an inside joke). Another way of saying it could be bounjou.
when teacehr walks in u say: "MONGOOSE MISSS"
by the_jobless_mallu May 29, 2021
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slapping the mongoose

violently masturbating. Like how a mongoose breaks a cobras neck by shaking it.
I was slapping the mongoose last night and my dick hurt so much afterwards.
by jimmy dragon slayer 112 May 17, 2018
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shit like a mongoose

The act of frequently shitting copious amounts of feces.
After eating an entire canister of raisins Joseph proceeded to shit like a mongoose the next day.
by Wednesday the armadiilo March 14, 2024
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Mongoose

The East Asian countries and people where Buddhism is spread and had been cradle of Buddhism. They are called mongoose because ascetic Buddhism in Hindu traditions is referred to as protagonist Pandava of Mahabharata war nakula that litterally means mongoose. Also, in history they have confronted with the Christian countries — Russia, UK, USA, France, etc. Further, in Hinduism, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, Mohammad are shown to be born in serpent dynasty.
Mongoose Superpower 🇯🇵 offered the elephant 🐘 🇮🇳 to be partner in 6GFA program.

4 mongoose clan Asian Supermen Atilla, Temujin, Ho Chi Minh, Meiji gave nightmares to Middle East, Europe, Russia and the US.

US deserve some or the other mongoose Superpower from the East as Mongols, Vietnamese, Japanese, Koreans and at present China that's reclaiming superpower status as it used to be once during Ming Dynasty. Currently China is same for the USA as Japan used to be during WW2. USA is a snake busy creating its own enemies and mongoose very well fit in.
by Supporter of Buddhism August 12, 2025
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Norwegian mongoose

Have you seen Harold’s dick? It’s a Norwegian mongoose!
by Haroldnm69 November 14, 2023
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Mongoose-hunters

Guys that looks for blonde hair blue eyes BMX chick too get down with
Did anybody see Avril Lavigne trying to seek attractive Mongoose-hunters in their music videos.
by Ada linn bliss July 9, 2021
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