Swole mongoose

An erection caused by doing something you love to do.

I was working out the other day and discoverd I had a swole mongoose in my shorts.

by Jock-o-matic January 8, 2010

mongolised

To be inebriated / very drunk.

Christ, I must have been mongolised last night, I pissed the chair again.

by T Boor June 30, 2008

Tana Mongoose

The best looking girl in the world. Will snatch your weave. She has the curves, she has the stretch marks, she has the overbite. What else do you need?

Tana Mongoose Fan: OMG tana is so iconic
Tana: ik

by Furryslayer December 18, 2018

mongoosed

To experience overwhelming feelings of amazement, astonishment surprise, happy shock, dumbfounded-ness, flabbergasted-ness...at the sight of a mongoose... or other people, places, or things that bring about such feelings described above.

I was mongoosed when I happened upon a one-eyed, albino, and rabid hamster in my path on the way to bible study.

by Jill Abell March 29, 2008

mongoosed

to be drunk beyond all states of drunkenness...to be drunk to the point where one sees oneself able to do anything, for example kill/eat snakes

"i went out last night and got completely mongoosed. now i think ill eat some snakes"

by kush agrawal March 20, 2005

The Mongoose

When you punch the girl in the back of the head or neck while in the shower so the blood doesn't get everywhere and you fuck her in the ass and yell "Ricky Ticky Tabby"

Yo, Did you see tony give that bitch the mongoose at the party last weekend ?

by The Bloody Mongoose Machine August 30, 2010

Mongeese

aint that funny

by Anonymous August 28, 2003