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Money

Currency in the form of paper or metal. Sometimes a few pieces of this paper can be worth more than your life.
They say money can't buy happiness... IT DAMN WELL HELPS THOUGH.
by Asddsasd January 29, 2009
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No Money

"No money" is when something is so inexpensive that you cannot put a dollar amount on it. It generally happens when someone finds something on sale or clearance or finds a deal on eBay or Craigs List. "Zero money" is a synonym for "no money".
I went to Nordstrom's Rack and I bought these Prada shoes for no money.
by FlorenceLegallyBrunette October 1, 2018
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Money

A piece of glorified toilet paper that humans put value on.
Money is not bad, but strange indeed.
by 322997am April 15, 2017
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Money

A piece of paper which is inserted into a stripper's butt to get her to take off her clothes.

Also a device used to snort coke.
If you never realized that approximately 73% of $1 bills in circulation have been in a strippers butt at one time or another, well now you know. Have fun with your money germaphobes.
by rogerthewhale March 12, 2014
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Money

Just candy that hasn't been born yet, per Tina Belcher of Bob's Burgers
"Money is just candy that hasn't been born yet."
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Money

slang: 1a) A person possessing an outstanding personality quality, social skill, physical appearance, or any exceptional ability or skill that makes them stand out.; 1b) To be the best at something; 1c) Skilled to the level of being as good as currency.
You're so money, and you dont even know it. (origin "Swingers" Miramax 1996)
by Rick VH May 27, 2003
mugGet the Moneymug.

that's the money

A term used when something is right
"that's the money!" -Alex
"What is my life?" -Jirard
by Enderguardian7 May 9, 2015
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