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MJ the internet pimp 

1. A disease carrying member of the male sex who should be expelled and condemned to live alone on an island full of people like himself.

2. Someone who is balding and who's hair is never coming back.

3. Someone who is a 'wanna-be pimp.'

4. Someone who likes to pretend like his penis is longer and works better than it really is or does. It is never been more than seven inches, and no, it's not that fun.

5. My biggest and most regretted mistake.

6. Someone who is married to a Don King look alike who hasn't discovered "FrizzEase" yet.
"Hey man, look at that ugly motherfucking fool walking down the street with that beautiful princess! That guy is such a 'MJ the internet pimp,' how did he get with her?"
MJ the internet pimp by MzLady214 August 12, 2006
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Or mjperv, is the shortened version of "Michael Jackson Perv(ert)" which means someone who is madly in love with the King of Pop, adding some.. you know, some fantasms.
You can also read some mjperv fanfictions.
No offense.
A: OMG! MJ is sooo hot!! I really wanna f-
B: Stop right there, mj perv.
mj perv by Ulkovich March 24, 2017
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An Oompa Loompa who streams on Twitch and posts videos on Youtube, based around the main topic of Minecraft Bedrock Edition. He is a snowball enthusiast and triggers everyone by spamming projectiles. He is mainly known as the one and only sinnerqueen#5337(aka Clem)'s boyfriend.
mj_owns_u by SKLjfios December 2, 2020

MJ Bestie 

When your best friend (aka bestie) is called MJ (like in Mary Jane or Mickael Jackson). They have the purest of souls, will light you up when your life is dark, are the prettiest of persons, and most of all, they will be the utmost pinnacle of best friends. Remember to get to know them well and care for them, and life will be as fun and fulfilling as it can be!
Person 1: "So who's that pretty girl over there?"
Person 2: "Oh, that's MJ Bestie. She's such a great friend!"
MJ Bestie by cataplexy July 10, 2023

MJ-thick 

pronounciation: emm-jaye-thick

Origin: Was first used to describe a person with really thick legs, thicker than normal ppl. Thighs and calves are huge.

Today's term: a word to describe something with excessive amount of width(like when i say wide, i mean its f-ing wide), strength/power, or thickness
1) dammmnnn, that Hummer is MJ-thick

2) John has Mj-thick muscles, he's been working out for 9 months

3) "yo, u got a pen that's MJ-thick?" "Will a sharpie do?"
MJ-thick by dumbasian January 19, 2010

Mj pearson 

Alpha male. He is the hottest man alive a god if you would say. He has a massive horse pp
Mj pearson is a god at Fortnite
Mj pearson by Mj.pp big June 12, 2020

MJ the Boss 

Call of Duty term for any person who no lifes the game. MJ the Boss is usually applied to a person with the name Mitchell Jones
MJ the Boss is on Call of Duty LIVE...that's unexpected...NOT