Invisible mistresses

Invisible mistresses are even invisible to each other and not just the guys invisible wife when he gets to the afterlife depending on what you believe in.

The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020

Toe Mistress

A girl that you're only comfortable sucking toes for.
(does not have anything to do with the word mistress)
A good word, sexy, cute, and kinky

I called my girlfriend a toe mistress because I love sucking her toes.
hey toe mistress I want to suck your toes again
FYI I don't have a wife just my girlfriend

by GOD WORDPLAY January 15, 2023