Ernit's definitions

Side Mistress

A side mistress is a lady that your lady knows about but they don't do anything about it because it's perfectly fine with the both of them.

Sally knew Bill was with Victoria, his new side mistress, but she didn't do anything to destroy Bill because Sally and Victoria were secretly lesbians on the down low.

by Ernit July 3, 2023

Fisher Fox

A version of someone who has fox like characteristics and is exceptional when it comes to fishing, not perfect, but can hold their own on a bass boat.

Ernie is a real fisher fox when it comes to fishing on his own.

by Ernit May 15, 2023

seecret

It's a secret but you can't see it, that's why it's the seecret.

I can't show you the seecret, sorry dude, it's gotta be kept secret.

by Ernit May 18, 2023

Apple and Eve

When your girlfriend fucks up your mind so badly that you think you're her.

I don't know what she fed me but now I think I'm her now, what an apple and Eve mindfuck.

by Ernit April 28, 2023

Fog Shed

A garage or small storage space filled with various wonders. Typically, said fog shed houses various knick knacks, weed wackers or other useful everyday household items. You must always share things from your fog shed with others and not be a complete dick about it.

Dude, do you have the keys to the fog shed, I need to get the tractor and mow grass.

by Ernit April 8, 2023