muscles

something I don’t have

danny has no muscles

by Danny-Dan Danielz February 12, 2024

Muscles, Men & Money Machines

Women will flock for this cash. The golden Standard for women.

I need to fuck a Muscles, men & Money machines guy!

by EddieBrock5 June 25, 2025

Baby Muscles

A.A.C.D , basically weak
pumping serioids

no talent
weak

"omg look at baby muscles over there
he must have been taking steriods last night"

by thanamelessone December 7, 2009

Snow Missles

when large chunks of snow blow off the car in front of you on the road or highway and come hurtling at your windshield at 70mph.

woman: wow! did you see the snow missles come flying off that car and into our windshield?

man: yeah, I thought it would crack our windshield!

by jgatsby01 February 9, 2010

invisa-muscles

a person who believes he is strong whether he is really fat or skinny. often confused with invisable muscles

look at hank tryin to get them girls he must have some invisa-muscles.

by litterdud September 25, 2010

Email Muscles

false bravado
When someone becomes "tough" and "combative" in an email, but never in person, or on the phone. A false show of digital power and might. A manifestation of their own sense of righteous indignation.

Email Muscles
Ninja 1 in an email format: "I asked you for that report last week you never responded, I'm losing confidence in you and your firm & will take my business else where."

Ninja 1 in a phone conversation: "Hey buddy, I know you have been busy, any chance of getting that report any time this week? No rush!"

by paranoidrain June 27, 2011

fishing muscles

another name for your obliques (and often occasionally your forearm muscles)

josh: Dude, Quinn, nice fishing muscles. Been hitting the gym?

Quinn: kinda...

by gotfan November 14, 2011