Miniek

A cute but unique name not a lot of people will ever have, fit for a fine ass girl with hella money and a great bubbly personality that everyone wants to be around.

I want the same thing as Miniek

by OHPLEASEBITCHHOE November 20, 2023

Mintermeter

Someone who is reasonably shorter than you, although they are older.
EX: 5’5 person calls a 4’11 person who is older than them a Mintermeter

Hey Mintermeter, can i give you my handme down shoes? Yes I know your older.

by tall emo girl December 30, 2023

Minter

An unexpected or ugly photograph of someone else's face.

I just found a minter of my friend, while scrolling through my camera roll.

by DrummerVR14 February 21, 2025

Mintered

Another word for “Charva” derived from “Mint Festival” in Leeds, commonly where they all attend.

Valentina: “Who are all those people at Josh Baker’s set?”

Wav: “Ahhh just the regular mintereds”

by NP2Cushty July 6, 2025

The Minternet

The Minternet is what chavs call the internet.

In the native language of Chavadonia mint means good along with propa nice, well good and bangin, innit.

It is not dissimilar to The Munternet} in spelling yet means a totally different thing.

The main minternet sites sell cheap fake jewelry and clothing at discount prices. It is all stolen.

Orite mayte, you know da internet?

Yer Mayte, its bangin innit,

I think its dat mint we iz gunna call it The Minternet Innit

by Hamie Jouse May 18, 2008

Shower-minted

To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.

(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.

by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016

Dave Minter

The coolest dad ever. The legend dave minter is a dad whos a lad.

"Yoooo your dads a dave minter mann"
"Why that"
"He just gave me a free tv, LEGEND"

by Debitcard27 November 10, 2016