A Millennial that has surpassed the limitations of the human brain and performed something either very smart or unbelievably stupid, and therefore is considered woke.
Person 1: My boy put black construction paper over his computer screen to hide the fact that it was on!
Person 2: Wow! Did it work? If so, he is one woke millennial!
Person 2: Wow! Did it work? If so, he is one woke millennial!
by Brreverie May 02, 2019
Ted seems to have become extra cocky since he started taking rides on the Millennial Falcon every night.
by Clanger77 November 23, 2016
You know you're Millennial Broke when you have just enough money to cover your rent, living expenses, student loan payment, that $12 cocktail at the bar last weekend (okay both cocktails), and a new outfit...but are crossing your fingers that you don't overdraft your account before you get paid again. Your inability to save has you feeling like a broke victim of being a 20-30 something in a crap economy.
"I'm so broke. Our generation is so screwed," complained Carol as she sipped her cocktail at the trendiest bar in town.
"No, you're just Millennial Broke," Deb replied.
Carol rolled her eyes, "You just don't get it," she said, as she paid her tab and got up to leave. She headed home to her apartment, where she turned the lights on, and got a snack from the fridge. Then she settled onto her couch and flipped the TV on to catch up on shows while opening her MacBook to blog about how broke she is.
"No, you're just Millennial Broke," Deb replied.
Carol rolled her eyes, "You just don't get it," she said, as she paid her tab and got up to leave. She headed home to her apartment, where she turned the lights on, and got a snack from the fridge. Then she settled onto her couch and flipped the TV on to catch up on shows while opening her MacBook to blog about how broke she is.
by Veronica_Morgan May 10, 2016
Someone born in 1995 or 1996 who will do anything to avoid being grouped with Millennials (1981-1996) because of embarrassment from the label/stereotypes of their generation.
Person 1: I'm a part of Gen Z, I was born in 1995!
Person 2: You're a Millennial, it's well agreed that Millennials end in 1996, you're 26 years old and you pay for your own life insurance.
Person 1: B-b-but I grew up with technology! and I was using the internet at age 6!
Person 2: Using 4 hour to load one picture dial-up internet era doesn't count, you're just a Millennial in denial.
Person 2: You're a Millennial, it's well agreed that Millennials end in 1996, you're 26 years old and you pay for your own life insurance.
Person 1: B-b-but I grew up with technology! and I was using the internet at age 6!
Person 2: Using 4 hour to load one picture dial-up internet era doesn't count, you're just a Millennial in denial.
by Zillennial September 06, 2021
When young people have a dramatic breakup only to start hooking up again within 48 hours. This breakup is likely one of multiple millennial breakups which happen over a drawn out period of time.
The true breakup likely occurs 6-8 months after the the first millennial breakup.
The true breakup likely occurs 6-8 months after the the first millennial breakup.
Kristoff and Nick broke up last night, but they were already cuddling again today. I think it’s a millennial breakup.
by Lutthew June 28, 2020
Millennials born too late to REALLY remember the 90s. The turn of the millennium is a vague memory from when they were a child. Old enough now that they are starting to "make it". They have their student loans on a reasonable payment plan and are thinking about buying a house. But they are so fucking cynical because the world is turning to shit right when they are old enough to FULLY understand that they just want to live quietly and vote green (many of them had kids before learning of the 2050 deadline)
My dark millennial side came out yesterday, my daughter fell off the slide and a small part of me thought, better this than a school shooting or oxygen deprivation on Mars.
by daismaze August 12, 2019
by CocoaDarling June 10, 2021