Microsoft sam

a funny voice inside microsoft's Awesome XP.
If you type in ''soi'', its a roflcopter.
If you type in ''crotch'', you get Crowsnest.
its funny

Jim: Hey Tom, Bob, and Bill! Look at this!
Microsoft Sam: soi crotch soi crotch
Tom: ROFL
Bob: LMAO
Bill: ROFLMAOWEABSWWXFOTVBIIGTWXFANBISTSOOY!!!

by u2dvdbono August 26, 2010

Microsoft Edge

Microsoft's new Chrome downloading tool. It downloads Chrome 2X as fast as Internet Explorer, Its preceeder

As soon as I installed Windows, I used The Microsoft Edge Chrome downloading tool to install Google Chrome

by DictionaryOfficial December 15, 2018

Microsoft Word

write letterz n' shit, yo!

no example is needed, dude

by Link January 17, 2005

microsoft paint

A paint tool program you use when you need pictures to go along with your Roblox fanfiction

"Why are you looking up the definition of Microsoft Paint on Urban Dictionary."

by Galactic_Pyro September 03, 2017

Microsoft minute

Microsoft minute
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noun
1. any amount of time that is significantly longer than a minute.

2. a period of time that is longer than projected or promised.
3. any amount of time spent while staring at spinning circles, especially when something is expected to happen afterwards.

I waited in line at the DMV for what felt like a Microsoft minute.

by Bancheis January 26, 2017

Microsoft Works

1) Word processing program by the Microsoft Corporation

2) Oxymoron

1) Microsoft Works sucks, I'm going to get a bootlegged copy of Office.

2) Microsoft works? No it doesn't.

by Nick April 04, 2003

Microsoft Autoupdating

Constant jizzle for a period longer than 24 hours

Mr. Schachter: "You ok bud?"

T-Dog: "Yeah man im just Microsoft Autoupdating right now that's why I have a fire-hose attached to my cock."

by One-Pump-Shotgun October 08, 2018